A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.
After the exam the doctor says, "I know why you're having trouble."
The Chinaman says, "why?"
Doctor says, "you have a cataract."
Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental."
Two women are on a bridge.
One woman says,
"You know what, Helen, I've always wanted to pee off this bridge, just like how men do."
Helen says, "Go ahead, there's no one around."
She goes to the railing, drops her shorts, sticks her ass over the railing and says, "Come here, I'm gonna pee right down there in that canoe!"
"It's not a canoe, it's your reflection."
A car and an F150 walk into a bar after a long day's work.
'I'm so tired.' Said the car.
'Tell me about it.' the F150 replied. 'I'm exhausted.'
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt : ]
What do you call a mailman that can sing?
A first-class talent!